I am a post-modern object.

<face with price tag>

I = Post-industrial, electronic, information

I am a compendium of the images I have purchased.

I exist as I collect myself in the photo-representation-simulcra I surround myself with.

I - Photo-Id with Credit--ATM--Identity Number card.

And these are the words by which I am defined:

Female.18>24.White.Student.

A collection of statistics <the better to market to, my dear>

These are the words given to me by a consumer culture,

recorded on a paper faxed across the globe, transferred through the air, posted on cyberspace, represented in statistics

I do not exist.

I = the number of 0's and 1's that are exchanged across fiber optic cables